Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Las Vegas - nice and dusty, but getting cheaper

Some 'internet entrepreneur' is going to move to Las Vegas since he can do his business from everywhere.

Why are they spending so much time on his place in Idaho Falls?


He wants a place right on the strip. Yeah, that would be cool for about two days until all of the annoying shit on the strip gets on your nerves.

The realtor looks like Dennis Miller, except not as annoying.

The first place is right on the Strip (Las Vegas Boulevard) - uh, except it is six miles south of the actual strip, so in other words its in the middle of the desert. The black cabinets and dark wood floor are looking pretty cool. The realtor mentions the view of the strip - however all I could see is a bunch of fucking dirt.

Ah yes, with the second house the realtor once again shows someone something that is way out of their price range, but hey, its closer to the strip. Don't worry, at night, the view is really going to 'pop'. There are two master bedrooms, how useful, or to put it more accurately, not useful at all!

The third place seemed rather uninspired but it comes with furniture!! Alright other people's used shit!

Now I can't wait to see who shows up at his stupid party at the end. Watch, somehow only after two months of being in Las Vegas he'll somehow have more friends then my and my wife... Then again maybe he actually goes out and does things and doesn't sit around watching House Hunters and then writing about it in a stupid blog.

oooo only one friend came over and they weren't drinking wine! A first!!

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