Some 'internet entrepreneur' is going to move to Las Vegas since he can do his business from everywhere.
Why are they spending so much time on his place in Idaho Falls?
He wants a place right on the strip. Yeah, that would be cool for about two days until all of the annoying shit on the strip gets on your nerves.
The realtor looks like Dennis Miller, except not as annoying.
The first place is right on the Strip (Las Vegas Boulevard) - uh, except it is six miles south of the actual strip, so in other words its in the middle of the desert. The black cabinets and dark wood floor are looking pretty cool. The realtor mentions the view of the strip - however all I could see is a bunch of fucking dirt.
Ah yes, with the second house the realtor once again shows someone something that is way out of their price range, but hey, its closer to the strip. Don't worry, at night, the view is really going to 'pop'. There are two master bedrooms, how useful, or to put it more accurately, not useful at all!
The third place seemed rather uninspired but it comes with furniture!! Alright other people's used shit!
Now I can't wait to see who shows up at his stupid party at the end. Watch, somehow only after two months of being in Las Vegas he'll somehow have more friends then my and my wife... Then again maybe he actually goes out and does things and doesn't sit around watching House Hunters and then writing about it in a stupid blog.
oooo only one friend came over and they weren't drinking wine! A first!!
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Golden, Colorado - looks like it needs some work
Last night featured one of the strangest episodes of House Hunters I've seen.
First, it was featuring the least expensive (polite for cheap) properties that I have ever seen. An older woman was looking for a condo because the house she was renting was a dump. I can't really remember if I ever saw a free standing house that didn't have at least a hook up for a washer and dryer, so this poor lady had to take her stuff over to her old dad's house.
So she basically had three bad choice for condos. By 'bad' I mean places that I wouldn't want to live in.
Basically, she had these three crummy choices which all needed some work. One was really terrible since it had a bedroom with no door and a hot water heater in the closet of the same bedroom. Nice classy stuff. This same condo has some awful handicapped accessible bathroom that looked like a locker room. I guess that's a good thing if you're in a wheelchair but otherwise it's prett awful.
The strangest part of the show was the grown son that was tagging along. I wasn't sure if he was planning on living with the mom and I was too lazy to rewind the Tivo, but he sure did take an overly active interest in everything his mom was considering. This guy had an opinion on everything.
Now the strangest thing was the son's moustache. Throughout the main part of the episode he had no moustache. When they went back a few months later he had some moustache that was bordering on a Ron Jeremy style. For the stupid party that they have at the end, where random friends and realtors show up, they declared it to be a 'moustache party'. They were equipped with a package of fake moustaches for everyone to wear, which they did. This was easily the dumbest thing I ever saw on House Hunters. A great episode indeed.
First, it was featuring the least expensive (polite for cheap) properties that I have ever seen. An older woman was looking for a condo because the house she was renting was a dump. I can't really remember if I ever saw a free standing house that didn't have at least a hook up for a washer and dryer, so this poor lady had to take her stuff over to her old dad's house.
So she basically had three bad choice for condos. By 'bad' I mean places that I wouldn't want to live in.
Basically, she had these three crummy choices which all needed some work. One was really terrible since it had a bedroom with no door and a hot water heater in the closet of the same bedroom. Nice classy stuff. This same condo has some awful handicapped accessible bathroom that looked like a locker room. I guess that's a good thing if you're in a wheelchair but otherwise it's prett awful.
The strangest part of the show was the grown son that was tagging along. I wasn't sure if he was planning on living with the mom and I was too lazy to rewind the Tivo, but he sure did take an overly active interest in everything his mom was considering. This guy had an opinion on everything.
Now the strangest thing was the son's moustache. Throughout the main part of the episode he had no moustache. When they went back a few months later he had some moustache that was bordering on a Ron Jeremy style. For the stupid party that they have at the end, where random friends and realtors show up, they declared it to be a 'moustache party'. They were equipped with a package of fake moustaches for everyone to wear, which they did. This was easily the dumbest thing I ever saw on House Hunters. A great episode indeed.
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